Okay, so I got tagged by , and must now list 8 random things about me or suffer buttraep.

So...

1. I love insects. Love 'em. I'm not entirely sure why, but if there's anything I'm a I was actually considering studying to become an entomologist, but then I realized they don't get paid shit.

2. Against all probability, force, and logic, I have never been interested in the Beatles. I've never downloaded one of their songs. Off the top of my head, I can only name "Yellow Submarine" and "Hey Jude." I have had three Beatles fans for roommates, my mom was a Beatles fanatic, most of my friends at school owned and frequently blasted the complete collection, etc etc etc. And I still don't really care.

3. I may have a dental paraphilia...

4. I am currently bleeding profusely from the head, because no matter how hardcore I try to act, I am and always will be a fucking ditzy tard.

5. German is the sexiest language anywhere ever. Again, not sure why. Maybe it's the guttural sound of it, but that still doesn't explain a lot.

6. Everything I have ever done has ended in EPIC PHAIL. Which is okay, because I've come to terms with it and now am trying to make it look like a fucking art form. (See: spooge)

7.Speaking of phail: Lurker EDiot ftw. Too lazy to write entire sections (which are arguably more work than a page on Wikipedia), but still can't get enough of the lulz (and trauma). I think I'm a mental masochist.

8. I am superstitious, in a really odd sort of way. I like to consider myself extremely adventurous, but there are some things I refuse to do, mostly out of the belief that if I do do them, the world will end / I will die / something like that. These things include seeing "The Producers," eating green grapes, listening to Enya's first album, etc.

Uh, yeah, that really sucked, but whatever, I did what you said, now let me go, yadda yadda.

And now, I tag people! EXCEPT THAT YOU NOW HAVE TO LIST 16 THINGS FWAHAHAHAHA.




Supposed to tag 8, but I really don't know eight people, which is mostly why you get shafted with 16.

YEA WHATEVER.

Fecking tardmote'd,
~yrbanys